My Monster

Does this look like the face of a MONSTER?

 

I know it might be hard to believe, but this sweet little face...those puppy dog eyes...those chubby cheeks...that bald head... is hiding a huge MONSTER!!

Seriously, all day long, Leah goes from doing one crazy thing to another.  She NEVER stops!!  She might go from getting into my mascara, to climbing on top of her changing table, taking off her diaper, wiping her bottom with 15 wipes, then getting off the changing table and pulling out 5 outfits and putting one on (without a diaper but she might throw on some underwear) to getting into the kids bathroom and dumping out the whole bottle of soap down the sink, to going downstairs and getting in the pantry and getting out the Cheerios and then pouring them in a bowl then spilling the rest of the box on the floor, to climbing up on the counter to get a cup and fill it up with water from the sink, to then spilling it all over the floor, to cleaning it up with the closest towel she can find, to getting into the fridge and getting an apple and taking 3 bites, to going to find a step stool so that she can reach my purse to get out a tube of lipstick (and not cheap stuff) and putting it all over her lips and cheeks, to running upstairs to sit on the toliet all by her self, then goes back in her room to change her outfit again......

And this is all in 10 minutes time!!

(like when I am in the shower)

You might think I am exaggerating, but I am not.  Ask anyone who has watched her.  This is what my whole day is like, no joke!

Then you say...."Well, at least you can rest when she takes a nap..."

The follow pictures are how I find her during her nap time:

These pictures were taken 2 days in a row during nap time.  She has climbed out of her crib and who knows where her pants are or diaper for that matter...Seriously, on top of the changing table....really?!!

Now I know some of you are thinking..."at least she is napping..." 

Well, she doesn't do that much these days.  When I put her down she will get out of her crib after 10 minutes or so and open her door just a crack sneak out and close her door.  From there she will go into Travis's room and close the door behind her so I won't know she is there and quietly play.  Seriously, a sneak at 27 months!  You might recommend that I put those things on the door nobs so she can't open a door...they don't work with her. 

I MIGHT NOT SURVIVE RAISING LEAH

HELP!!!!